Thursday, May 19, 2011

Ronald McDonald Dead at 69! Oh No!

In a shocking press release issued today from the Ronald McDonald Hospital in San Diego, California, Stated that  Rondald McDonald has passed away.

 

He was pronounced dead at 11:07 a.m. McMountain time. Dr. B. Mac told reporters, “I’ve honestly never seen arteries clogged this badly before. I don’t know how he lived this long.”

Ronald McDonald was survived by his wife Mrs. McTasty and their three children the fry kids.

In recent years, his friends Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese and others have been trying to get him to eat healthier. Serving him side salads and apple dippers. It’s clear now that Ronald didn’t follow their advice.

Jarred, from Subway was quoted saying, “I tried to tell him.”

The (self proclaimed) “King”, was also quoted saying, “he was a worthy franchise giant, but it looks like there will never be any doubt who the real burger king will be.” The King was also seen passing out whoppers to all the saddened children at the Ronald McDonald Hospital.

Ronald had also become very angry and had even been seen lashing out towards children.  Just last month he was seen passing out “Ronald Mcdonalds” buttons with, less than appropriate messages.

A nurse who had been near his bed when he passed, told reporters, “he grabbed my hand, and I watched a single tear roll down his cheek.” She later went on to say his last words were, “Tell them I am sorry…” Just like that he was gone.

His funeral will be held at the McMid-Town Cemetary near his home town of Playland at 3 p.m. McMountain time.

He was 69 years old.

Gaga Fan Attempts her OWN Meat Dress at Concert. LMFAO!

Turns out she was "born this way."
And by "this way," I mean lacking all sense of public decency.

-Tosh.0

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Lord Voldemort Invades Twitter

If you're love to TWEET like the next person you will appriciate this Twitter news. Lord Voldemort has officially invaded the web site. With his clever banter and outrageously funny comments, it's no wonder the Harry Potter nemesis is far more popular than the story's hero himself with over a million followers already, wow!


Follow Lord Voldemort on TWITTER!
@Lord_Voldemort7

.... but be fair warned... his posts may be somewhat mind pulling, in this case...give it to me baby! :P

Friday, May 6, 2011

One Person Town

Elsie Eiler walks past an abandoned building that was once a general store in Monowi, Nebraska April 28, 2011. At its peak in the 1930's the town had 150 residents but after the railroad left it began to decline. Now down to a population of just one, Monowi is the only incorporated town, village or city in the United States with just a single resident.



The general store closed when World War Two started and the owner moved out of town to serve on the draft board. Picture taken April 28, 2011.

"Judas is EVIL!!!"

lol I love it; it so makes my day to watch people religiously freak out and have a mental attack over what other people do or listen to and watch. lmfao there's other important things to be crying about, seriously! How do I always find the classic videos? lmfao yes I'm good like that. And here ya goooooooo.......


Stupidest video quotes:

"I really hope the Pastor touches you."
(The way she says it is just way too creepy!)

"I really hope you guys do away with lady gaga. Lady gay gay cause she's a homosexual who is not getting into heaven. I'm gonna pray for all of you even though I, I don't...I think you're beyond hope."
(Yea and you know God personally? Or have we forgotten man wrote the Bible and over half of it isn't even out there for public viewing due to "speculations" that it accepts most ancient beliefs thought to once have been far outlawed. Did you know the ancient Roman's as with many other cultures openly supported gay sex? Yea, it wasn't even a question, and that was AFTER jesus!)

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Judas unleashed on the world

Lady Gaga's video for her second Born This Way single "Judas" leaked this morning, a few hours before its official debuts on E! (saucy uncensored version) and American Idol (chaste tween version). Since there isn't anything truly sexy, blasphemous, or gory in the five-and-a-half minute clip, we're going to have to assume it's the latter cut -- so far, this ain't the scandal Gaga was chasing. 

True to its name, "Judas" is a play on religious love and betrayal recast as West Side Story meets The Wild Ones meets The Passion of the Christ. Gaga is a biker babe riding with a Latino Jesus sporting a golden crown of thorns. She's a Victorian Joker in fantastic eyeliner and glamazon nails. And, for a brief second, she's flogged like Jesus, herself. (Come on, you saw that coming, right?) The Biblical imagery arrives in flashes -- members of a biker gang are named after the apostles; Gaga dons a blue veil like Mary (Magdalene or the Blessed, who knows?); she washes Jesus' feet; Judas, who's played by actor Norman Reedus, kisses Jesus.


 

Though she's obviously playing with central tropes of Christianity, Gaga claims the video is not meant to be interpreted as "a religious statement." "I view it as social statement. I view it as a cultural statement," she told E!. Gaga codirected the clip with her frequent collaborator and dance guru Laurieann Gibson. 

The overall aesthetic is broody and dark, befitting the track's disco-grime vibe, but the backdrops look more like summer stock sets than the results of a $10 million budget. (Where did the money go? Was there a $3 million line item for leather?) The choreography on the chorus is suspiciously arm-heavy, like the Haus of Gaga has been watching recent Britney Spears videos, but Gaga gives a strong, determined performance overall. When you compare "Judas" to some of the star's other epic videos though, "Judas" doesn't compare. Even on the religious-outrage scale, "Judas" is a lightweight considering Gaga swallowed a rosary in her clip for "Alejandro."

• Best Gag: Gaga drags a gun with lipstick jammed in its barrel across a terrified Judas' face.

• Best Use of Obvious Imagery: Gaga drowning in a sea of confusion (a.k.a. a giant wave).

• Most Potentially Offensive Moment: What we'll refer to as "an unusual baptism."

We anxiously await the chance to be shocked and appalled by the uncensored clip when it premieres later tonight -- stay tuned!

HAHA TOTAL FAIL!

Video Sting Time! TV Blooper!

I rarely ever pass up an opportunity to "put my finger on" a good video and share it with the world. Here again for your funny bone pleasure is another VIDEO STING!


Oh yes, oh yes they did NOT edit the footage! LOL Classic TV blooper.

Live animals are being sold as keyrings in China

"This may be one of the most cruel facts we’ve ever published. Chinese sidewalk vendors have recently begun selling animals sealed inside airtight packaging as keyring accessories! Anyone heartless enough to purchase one of these trinkets has the option of abusing a tiny Brazil turtle or two small kingfish, each trapped inside a plastic pouch with some colored water. One salesman claimed that the creatures could live as long as several months because the water contains “nutrients” - a claim that is unlikely at best.

Even if this were true, it doesn’t excuse the fact that the creatures have no space to move around in, very little air, and are likely to be smashed in someone’s pocket. The worst part is that this practice is completely legal! Chinese law prohibits the sale of wild animals, but apparently the legislation does not apply to selling turtles and fish in such inhumane fashion."

Nadya Suleman Photo

The most disturbing picture I think I've seen all damn year. Unless you can convince me otherwise. haha!


If Nadya Suleman has more kids Hell will certainly freeze over. But come on! A pregnant nun gives birth to beastly demon devil babies? I can't imagine how many people that must have pissed off. haha I love controversy!

Oh no Gaga, not again!

I love Lady Gaga music a lot but I will never understand why she makes herself look so ugly all the time. You CANT always rely on a glue gun. This dress would look great if she's just lose the John Lennon glasses and the shoulder pads. lol!
 
 

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

OMG CLASSIC!

The Death of Osama

Osama Bin laden is officially declared dead by the U.S. Government. I decided early on not to draw upon my own opinion. I wanted to test the waters and observe the opinions of others first. I've heard many to say the least. Twitter is exploding and nearly every friend of mine on Facebook had something to say not one hour after receiving the news. I had my own reaction as well however I only briefly expressed how I felt in Twitter. After numerous post deletions I just kept on watching and waiting. I read someone say and I paraphrase, "How can yawl hate Osama, what was so bad about him? You bombed Hiroshima and killed thousands of innocent people!" Another person stated that we are a country full of hated and I heard countless comments paraphrasing on "F*ck Bin Laden! Rot in Hell bastard! I'm happy he's dead. I'm proud to be an American!"

The hatred spread by the anti-hateful, the ego-mania spread by the internet tough guys...it's limitless.

Just last night it was all over the news that we would be for certain viewing publicly the "death photo of Bin Laden". Thankfully I awoke this morning to the pretty truth that I would not have to look at it and he can stay buried at sea where they left him. Why was he buried at sea? Oh yes I forgot, he still gets to maintain his "traditions" after all the people's lives and countless traditions he took away. But we bombed Hiroshima. Let us as ourselves why acts of violence are made. I don't personally condone acts of violence nor war, however if you put yourselves in their shoes...it's all about who attacks first and protection of country. So I'm just going to speak like I'm all about it.  But I'm not really ;)

No one just puts their tail between their legs. Well actually, maybe I could name a few but let's not make ourselves out to be "high and mighty Americans." Look people, so the victims of 9/11 want to see a little justice, I think after 10 years you could grant them that without all the complaint. I think if they have hate in their hearts they can now breath a sigh of relief. Sure they might be blinded by the fact that this might just cause more war between the Afghans and the United States, but people are allowed to feel something when the killer of their loved one(s) is finally brought to justice no matter what terms. It's not a celebration of his death, it's a celebration of the beginning of the destruction of a terrorist cell. Who knows, maybe we could finally get some fucking peace around here....I hope!