Go make me a sandwich!

Oh yes, oh yes....of fucking yes!

I LOVE stupid Yahoo Answers, where people pretend to be doctors, therapists and Experts of all kinds, it's priceless! Kinda like me calling myself a leisure technician and saying it's a real job. LOL!

World's LARGEST Gummy Worm

m m m... YOM YOM YOM! I'd eat this for days! World's largest gummy worm goes viral and is a mega hit with over 2 million views on youtube already. SO hilarious!

I can just imagine what people will be doing in their bedrooms with this tastey treat. um ew!

Let's not spoil this one shall we?

Oh Harry, lighten up!

The joys of Facebook! I never get bored! haha!

When life hands you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall

Because, who could be scared of a Jeffrey? HAHA!

Brangelina Secret Wedding???

GOSSIP COP NEWS! "Every now and then Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt find themselves secretly married, thanks to enterprising (and imaginative) tabloid writers.

OK! magazine revives the rumor this week with a look at Jolie’s “wedding ring” and new tattoo, which both allegedly mean that she and Pitt “secretly tied the knot.”

The ring – which Jolie is wearing on her right hand, by the way – and the tattoo (thought to be the longitude and latitude of Pitt’s Oklahoma hometown) are enough for the magazine to announce that Brangelina has made it official.

“The obvious conclusion: The world’s most glamorous couple has finally made a lifelong commitment – and are secretly married,” declares OK!

Really? That’s the “obvious conclusion”? A gold band and a tattoo?

“A secret wedding is entirely in character for Brad and Angelina,” explains the article. “The unconventional couple is notoriously coy about major life events.” So if a couple doesn’t announce they’ve married, it must mean they’re married?

What kind of logic is this?

“The world awaits official word from the couple,” says OK!

Gossip Cop advises (us) that no one should hold his or her breath. Jolie and Pitt are not married."

Sherbert Happiness!

I'm eating a bowl of creamy sherbert ice cream and I'm happy to have it. It tasted very yummy and is giving me good feelings inside. I'm glad my husband decided to share because I really wanted some. But if had decided not to share it I would still be happy because I know how much he loves sherbet. Although he kinda should always share his ice cream LOL. It would be sorta selfish not to. lol He tends to "claim" this paticular flavor all for himself. But alas I decided to try it for myself tonight because well, I just felt like sherbet for a change and I like it. It's kinda like life in a way, being happy for someone else. You can claim you own the world, but you don't.

Just like this yummy bowl of sherbert ice cream. My husband didn't invent the flavor, but it is his favorite above all. I'm kinda the same way about lemon cake. Whenever I eat it I feel like in some small greedy way...how dare anyone else ask me for a piece of my cake lol. I know it's rediculous and I should just be happy that someone else wants to try a piece of my delicious lemon cake because hey if it can make me happy, I'm sure it will make them happy. So fuck it, "Let em eat cake!" It's a HAPPY yummy delicious desert sharing world we live in!

Goodbye Pillsbury Doughboy...

Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Giggle for Straws!

For all your STRAW fetish needs. LMFAO. Colorful straws make me giggle inside with joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!